~Kumquat-King

From the deceased characters from ITBOAE and a few others I just want to throw in.

EDIT EDIT EDIT:
CHANGE MISTYK's name to Tara.

Who/What are you?

Lyris: I'm that cool kid that everyone likes! I shoot things!
Rene: I'm that hot chick that everyone likes! I kill things!
Grei: What the hell?! Genome Soldiers don't belong in MEMES! Get me the hell out of here! -bangs on computer screen-
Sosyn: Philanthropy agent, at your service. -breaks the compy screen and now Ben Pu's hands are a bloody mess cuz the glass went everywhere and hes typing this wtf-
Mistyk: FOXHOUND agent who defected to Philanthropy, I kill things with two swords. I'm like the next best thing under GUREI FOKKUSU (Grey Fox).

How old are you??

Lyris: 15. I'm old enough to shoot things.
Rene: I'm old enough to kill Lyris and pester him about how crappy his life is and stuff and stuff and stuff...
Grei: Im about... 21? I'm sorry. Nanomachines make me forgot how old I am.
Sosyn: 31. Damn right. Ima young and loving it.
Mistyk: 27. Want to know the secret to super soft extremely sexy skin like mine? -whispers- Nanomachines.

YOU WANT A HUG?? XD

Lyris: It depends. Is this weird disembodied voice a girl?
Rene: it depends. Is this weird disembodied voice a hunk of manliness?
Grei: What the hell?!
Sosyn: Sure
Mistyk: ARE YOU SICK OF LIVING?


You got any bad habits??

Lyris: I am always late for school. it sucks that way.
Rene: I beat up Lyris because hes late for school all the time. Unfortunately that just makes him more late. Oh well?
Grei: I suffer from OCD. This gun is the best gun EVAH.
Sosyn: Yes. Don't even get me started. I like to hide in Cardboard boxes. That is a terrible habit.
Mistyk: -breaks out into ABBA song-


Are you a boy or a girl??

Lyris: Although RENE tells me otherwise, I'm pretty sure Ima guy.
Rene: Hes NOT a guy. Hes a poor excuse for a guy. Look at his abs! They are not like a guys abs.
Grei: I don't think there are any women Genomes. Oh, that would be so cool.... fufufufu -dribble-
Sosyn: Even if my name is sexually ambiguous, I'm a guy. Blame Ben.
Mistyk: Ha. There has to be at least ONE girl in Philanthropy to keep everyone from... you know... except noone can touch me cause I KILL THEM INSTANTLY.

Do you have any brothers or sisters?

Lyris: I try to pretend otherwise.
Rene: what Lyris is TRYING to say is that he has an awesome sister, and I have a loser brother.
Grei: I... don't even know if I have a family.
Sosyn: DUH Grei! Of COURSE you have a family. Where tthe hell did you come from then?!
Grei: WELL YA KNOW WHAT?! Snake is a clone, but hes cool.
Mistyk: Ha. I have brother,Johnny Sasaki. Man, does he have problems.


Who's your mate/spouse?

Lyris: Who the hell says MATE?!
Rene: Cheque por favor!
Grei: Ha, I wish.
Sosyn: This is making me nostalgic.
Mistyk: I'm alone in this world...
Sosyn: Mistyk, I can change that....
Mistyk: What hell man, you creep. I didn't mean it like that.(thinks to herself that she just blew her first chance)

Do you have any kids?
Lyris: -points to self- Im frickin 15?
Rene = No Comment.
Lyris: WTF RENE.
Grei: Uh, not that I know of? -looks around hesitantly-
Sosyn: Maybe? Fufufu...
Mistyk: Dude I wish.


What's your favorite food?
Lyris: INSTANT NOODLES
Rene: INSTANT NOODLES
Grei: INSTANT NOODLES/CALORIE MATE
Sosyn: INSTANT NOODLES/CALORIE MATE
Mistyk: Tsuchinoko and Indian Gavial pudding. Yum.
All except Mistyk: WHATTHEHELL.


Have you ever killed anyone?
Lyris: It was only one hobo, I swear.
Rene: Lyris just keeps coming back from the grave, I swear.
Grei: Intruder alert!
Sosyn: Well, they were all genome soldiers... so I guess its okay.
Mistyk: Same as Sosyn.
Grei: WHAT THE HELL GUYS, YOU ARE ARSEHOLES.
Sosyn and Mistyk: -hold up guns-
Grei: Ah cra-

This following scene has been rated A for:

AWESOMENESS
Violence
Strong Language
Blood
Gore
Guts
More Blood
More Violence
Suggestive Terms
Drug and Alcohol reference

DON'T WORRY. GREI IS OKAY.

Lyris: DAMN.

Do you hate anyone?

Lyris: Yeah.
Rene: Yeah.
Grei: No. Im a pacifist.
Rene: Dumbsauce. Who has ever heard of a pacifist Genome soldier?
Grei: IM SPECIAL.
Sosyn: Mentally special!
Grei: Man, if I weren't missing all of my limbs from the previous scene, you would be dead already.
Sosyn: Yeah, thats what she said.
Mistyk: I hate Sosyn when he makes "your mum" or "thats what she said" jokes.

What is your job?

Lyris: A student who attends school? What kinda dumb question is it?
Rene: its only dumb if you dont have a job, dumbsauce.
Lyris: Its not like YOU have a job!
Rene: IT IS SO A JOB. 7-11 Clerk counts as a job.
Grei: A Genome soldier.
Sosyn: Philanthropy agent.
Mistyk: Philanthropy agent and professional assasin.
Sosyn: Fufufufu...

What do you do to relax?

Lyris: I like to read Popsci, watch the BBC, and beat n00bs up online.
Rene: Write poetry, listen to Hannah Montanah, and beat up Lyris online. and in real life.
Grei: I tend to just sit down and read a book.
Sosyn: I compose music on MIDI makers and surf the web.
Mistyk: I kill people online like Lyris and Rene. But composing music... its so romantic... fufufu...
Sosyn: ?!

There's a person who's teasing you.

Lyris: It's probably my sister.
Rene: Change the question to: There's a person who's bugging you.
And that would be my brother. I would squish him to pulp. Then sell him to Tropicana.
Grei: I call HQ and get the rest of the Genome soldiers to help me kill him.
Sosyn: I shoot him 12 times with my Colt Single Action army (dual wield) and shake him down for all of his items. Then I taunt his dead body by hiding in a box.
Mistyk: They are already dead.

Let's say there's a person you really care about but she/he doesn't know your feelings.

Lyris: Eh? What?
Rene: HOW ROMANTIC. FUFUFU. Well, its easy. I read it in TEEN GIRL SQUAD MAGAZINE. You should run up to them, slap them in the face, tell him you love him, and run away and laugh triumphantly. (LMAO THIS IS FOR YOU LAUREN YI)
Grei: Ha. Too bad for you, lmaoyonaise.
Sosyn: Sigh, its too true...
Mistyk: I would jump on him and make out with him if I had the nerve.

Do you like your creator?

Lyris: Oh yeah, God is pretty awesome. Wait, which creator?
Rene: The disembodied voice means your PARENTS you dumbsauce.
Lyris: What the hell, howami supposed to know that? its very vague.
Grei: BEN ROX.
Sosyn: BEN GAVE ME A SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS NAME.
Mistyk: I like my creator. Ben rules. Woohoo.

Favorite season??

Lyris: Summer vacation.
Rene: When it's NOT raining in London.
Grei: When its not cold in Shadow Moses.
Sosyn: When its the most romantic.
Mistyk: When it's the most romantic.
Grei: That's so unfair. Where are the chick Genomes?


Who's your best friend?

Lyris: Riku, my buddy from school.
Rene: Bradgelina. Him/her is teh smexiest person ever. Except I cant tell its gender.
Grei: Ah, my good friend Sosyn. Sure, we get into fights, and occasionally I get severely dismembered by him, but hes my good buddy. Right?
Sosyn: Sure. -dismembers a dead body more- Grei is my good buddylicious.
Mistyk: ALL FRIENDS ARE MY BESTEST BUDDIES.

Hobbies?

Lyris: Surfing the web, haxing grades.
Rene: Writing poetry, haxing Lyris' computer.
Grei: Fixing and messing around with guns. I like to customize my firearms.
Sosyn: Make lame raps and surf the web and make MIDIS.
Mistyk: KILL PEOPLE.

So...what are you gonna do now?

Lyris: I dunno. My story died unexpectedly.
Rene: Word.
Grei: My story hasnt even been made yet so CHILL OUT.
Rene: Okay sure, whatever.
Grei: Immature idiots.
Sosyn: Yeah, thats what she said.
Mistyk: -smacks Sosyn-
Sosyn: BITE ME.
Mistyk: -gnaws on Sosyn ear-
Sosyn: JESUS CHRIST. -pulls out SAA-

-blood everywhere-
-madness ensues-


KAY THANKS FOR READIN